<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>J Puddy.net &#187; Humourous</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.jpuddy.net/category/humourous/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.jpuddy.net</link>
	<description>Home of DJ and technophile Jonathan Puddle (aka J Puddy)</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:17:44 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Offline book lending ruining the publishing industry</title>
		<link>http://www.jpuddy.net/2010/01/20/offline-book-lending-ruining-the-publishing-industry/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=offline-book-lending-ruining-the-publishing-industry</link>
		<comments>http://www.jpuddy.net/2010/01/20/offline-book-lending-ruining-the-publishing-industry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Puddle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Books]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humourous]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jpuddy.net/?p=920</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The RIAA and others use ridiculous headlines such as mine, to try and explain their economic troubles. Piracy is always to blame. Strange that 2009 saw the biggest holiday records broken once again, despite the &#8220;rampant&#8221; piracy. Here&#8217;s a great and humurous perspective on the matter. Apparently, over 2 billion books were &#8220;loaned&#8221; last year by]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The RIAA and others use ridiculous headlines such as mine, to try and explain their economic troubles. Piracy is always to blame. Strange that 2009 saw the biggest holiday records broken once again, despite the &#8220;rampant&#8221; piracy.</p>
<p><a href="http://go-to-hellman.blogspot.com/2010/01/offline-book-lending-costs-us.html">Here&#8217;s a great and humurous perspective on the matter.</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Apparently, <a href="http://go-to-hellman.blogspot.com/2010/01/numbers-for-libraries-and-book-market.html">over 2 billion books were &#8220;loaned&#8221;</a> last year by a cabal of organizations found in nearly every American city and town. Using the same advanced projective mathematics used in <a href="http://www.attributor.com/blog/book-piracy-costs-study/">the study cited by Publishers Weekly</a>, <em>Go To Hellman</em> has computed that publishers could be losing sales opportunities totaling over $100 Billion per year, losses which extend back to at least the year 2000. These lost sales dwarf the online piracy reported yesterday, and indeed, even the global book publishing business itself&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;From what we&#8217;ve been able to piece together, the book &#8220;lending&#8221; takes place in &#8220;libraries&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jpuddy.net/2010/01/20/offline-book-lending-ruining-the-publishing-industry/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Johnny on the spot</title>
		<link>http://www.jpuddy.net/2009/01/10/johnny-on-the-spot/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=johnny-on-the-spot</link>
		<comments>http://www.jpuddy.net/2009/01/10/johnny-on-the-spot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Puddle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humourous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jpuddy.net/?p=703</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t remember when I first started using the phrase &#8220;Johnny on the spot&#8221;, but it&#8217;s one of my favourite sayings. I use it sparingly, and try to use it appropriately. The grammatical genesis of ‘Johnny on the spot’ cannot be traced very clearly, but the phrase certainly originated from the longer and less expressive]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t remember when I first started using the phrase &#8220;Johnny on the spot&#8221;, but it&#8217;s one of my favourite sayings. I use it sparingly, and try to use it appropriately.</p>
<blockquote><p>The grammatical genesis of ‘Johnny on the spot’ cannot be traced very clearly, but the phrase certainly originated from the longer and less expressive one, ‘Johnny is always on the spot when wanted.’ &#8230; The expression is to some extent a variation or rather a continuation of that other phrase, ‘He gets there.’” Johnny here must be a general name for any young male and doesn’t refer to a real person.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-joh3.htm">Source.</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jpuddy.net/2009/01/10/johnny-on-the-spot/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>English Hothouse Cucumbers, and other innapropriate forms of measurement</title>
		<link>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/11/10/english-hothouse-cucumbers-and-other-innapropriate-forms-of-measurement/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=english-hothouse-cucumbers-and-other-innapropriate-forms-of-measurement</link>
		<comments>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/11/10/english-hothouse-cucumbers-and-other-innapropriate-forms-of-measurement/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:09:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Puddle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humourous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jpuddy.net/?p=641</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Maija subscribed us to a number of pregnancy emails regarding the development of our baby. We get a couple of emails each week, updating us with how big the baby may be, and providing advice and various pieces of information. It&#8217;s all quite good and informative, except for the sometimes strange choice of fruits or]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maija subscribed us to a number of pregnancy emails regarding the development of our baby. We get a couple of emails each week, updating us with how big the baby may be, and providing advice and various pieces of information. It&#8217;s all quite good and informative, except for the sometimes strange choice of fruits or vegetables used to describe the size of the fetus (or foetus, if you prefer). They range from recognizable, common fruit (which gives us a good idea the size of the baby), to ambiguous and mysterious food items, which surely isn&#8217;t helpful in letting us know much of anything.</p>
<p>I present to you a list of the ways our baby&#8217;s size has been described, over the last 16 weeks. Italicized, are those I find amusing.</p>
<ul>
<li><em>a head of cauliflower</em></li>
<li><em>an English hothouse cucumber</em></li>
<li><em>an average rutabaga</em></li>
<li>an ear of corn</li>
<li>a large mango</li>
<li><em>a spaghetti squash</em></li>
<li>a carrot</li>
<li><em>a large heirloom tomato</em></li>
<li>a bell pepper</li>
<li><em>a turnip</em></li>
<li>an avocado</li>
<li>an apple</li>
<li>a lemon</li>
<li><em>a medium shrimp</em></li>
<li>a lime</li>
<li>a fig</li>
<li>a grape</li>
</ul>
<p>I&#8217;m sure kumquat was listed one week, but I can&#8217;t find it now.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/11/10/english-hothouse-cucumbers-and-other-innapropriate-forms-of-measurement/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Firefox 3 still chews the memory</title>
		<link>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/11/04/firefox-3-still-chews-the-memory/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=firefox-3-still-chews-the-memory</link>
		<comments>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/11/04/firefox-3-still-chews-the-memory/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 20:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Puddle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humourous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IT Industry]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jpuddy.net/?p=622</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It seriously does. I provide the following as evidence. This was taken when I had 10 or so tabs open, usual stuff, Gmail, and some other generally light browsing. Insane.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It seriously does. I provide the following as evidence. This was taken when I had 10 or so tabs open, usual stuff, Gmail, and some other generally light browsing.</p>
<a href="http://www.jpuddy.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/heinous-firefox-memory-usage.jpg"><img src="http://www.jpuddy.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/heinous-firefox-memory-usage-300x291.jpg" alt="Firefox is heinously memory hungry" title="heinous-firefox-memory-usage" width="300" height="291" class="size-medium wp-image-623" /></a>
<p>Insane.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/11/04/firefox-3-still-chews-the-memory/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Building of the Lego minifigs</title>
		<link>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/09/06/building-of-the-lego-minifigs/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=building-of-the-lego-minifigs</link>
		<comments>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/09/06/building-of-the-lego-minifigs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 10:50:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Puddle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humourous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Recommended Reading]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jpuddy.net/?p=599</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of things I&#8217;m most looking forward to about having a baby is the unavoidable Lego, once the baby levels-up to child. Gizmodo have yet another exclusive Lego video. I don&#8217;t recall if I posted the last one&#8230; I can&#8217;t find it here when I search. Here&#8217;s the links. Anyway, the new video is a]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of things I&#8217;m most looking forward to about having a baby is the unavoidable Lego, once the baby levels-up to child.</p>
<p>Gizmodo have yet another exclusive Lego video. I don&#8217;t recall if I posted the last one&#8230; I can&#8217;t find it here when I search. <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5018990/lego-secret-vault-contains-all-sets-in-history">Here&#8217;s</a> <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5019797/everything-you-always-wanted-to-know-about-lego">the</a> <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5022769/exclusive-inside-the-lego-factory">links</a>. Anyway, the new video is a demo of the minifig assembly process. <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5041136/exclusive-video-how-lego-builds-the-minifigs">Quite impressive</a>.</p>
<p>First, the raw plastic material is put into the molds to create all the parts: the head, the torso, the minuscule hands, the hips, and the left and right arms and legs, plus any minifig complements, like helmets or tools.</p>
<blockquote><p>• The head and torsos are always decorated. This is a complicated process that makes the minifig the most expensive part of any Lego set. This is why sets like the Death Star diorama are among the most expensive. The stamping of the colors is usually made in several passes. In older times, the faces always had the same designs. Today, however, they have different features that require different layers (personally, I like the classic ones more than the ones with different faces).</p>
<p>• Once they are decorated, the torsos are put into the body assembly machine, where the left and right arms are put into them mechanically. The same machine then places the hands inside the arms with absolute precision at lightning speed.</p>
<p>• The torsos are then taken to the packaging production line, where they are put together in the bags along with the head, hair/helmet/hat, and legs with hips. Before, the machines also connected the heads and legs, so the Lego aficionado would find the minifig complete inside the box. Now, however, this is left for the player except for the vintage minifig set, which comes with the minifigs completely built.</p></blockquote>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/09/06/building-of-the-lego-minifigs/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>5 most laughable terms of service on the internet</title>
		<link>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/09/06/5-most-laughable-terms-of-service-on-the-internet/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=5-most-laughable-terms-of-service-on-the-internet</link>
		<comments>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/09/06/5-most-laughable-terms-of-service-on-the-internet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 10:05:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Puddle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humourous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IT Industry]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jpuddy.net/?p=598</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Do you ever actually read the terms of service you agree to, when you sign up for things online? Facebook, Google apps, whatever&#8230; You really should. I can&#8217;t claim that I do either, but I should. For your enjoyment, via Slashdot. According to these five terms of service and EULA, Google owns any content you]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you ever actually read the terms of service you agree to, when you sign up for things online? Facebook, Google apps, whatever&#8230; You really should. I can&#8217;t claim that I do either, but I should.</p>
<p>For your enjoyment, via Slashdot.</p>
<blockquote><p>
According to these five terms of service and EULA, Google owns any content you create using its Chrome browser and can filter your Gmail messages if it likes. Facebook says it can sell its users&#8217; uploaded images as stock photography. YouTube can keep footage of your kids forever, even after you&#8217;ve deleted it from the site. And AOL can ban you for using vulgar language on AIM. Funny, right? That&#8217;s why Valleywag calls them &#8216;<a href="http://valleywag.com/5044902/the-5-most-laughable-terms-of-service-on-the-net">The 5 most laughable terms of service on the Net.</a>&#8216;</p></blockquote>
<p>Note that Google have since updated the EULA for Chrome so that they DON&#8217;T own anything you create. Thank the lords of Kobol.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/09/06/5-most-laughable-terms-of-service-on-the-internet/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Facebook &#8211; Too many stupid fan pages</title>
		<link>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/07/28/facebook-too-many-stupid-fan-pages/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=facebook-too-many-stupid-fan-pages</link>
		<comments>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/07/28/facebook-too-many-stupid-fan-pages/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Puddle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humourous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Recommended Reading]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jpuddy.net/?p=592</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here. I&#8217;ve decided there are too many fan pages for people I think it&#8217;s silly to declare yourself a fan of. The catalyst for me has been Christian leaders and teachers. These are good]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page <a href="http://www.facebook.com/help.php?page=43">here</a>.</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;ve decided there are too many fan pages for people I think it&#8217;s silly to declare yourself a fan of. The catalyst for me has been Christian leaders and teachers. These are good people we assume, maybe I would be even be a supporter of them. But I&#8217;m not a FAN of anyone of them anymore than I am a fan of my wife, or many of my friends. In fact, there are many who I agree with theologically but am NOT a fan of at all! </p>
<p>So I did the only thing I could do under the circumstance and created fan pages for a number of my friends. Normal people. I am truly fans of them. I encourage you to do the same.</p>
<p>Just don&#8217;t do it as fast as I did, cause Facebook will shut down your operation (see above).</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/07/28/facebook-too-many-stupid-fan-pages/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>HP = Most wasteful packaging evar.</title>
		<link>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/07/21/hp-most-wasteful-packaging-evar/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=hp-most-wasteful-packaging-evar</link>
		<comments>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/07/21/hp-most-wasteful-packaging-evar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:21:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Puddle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humourous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IT Industry]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jpuddy.net/?p=590</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I came across this story today on The Register, by way of Slashdot. (Yes I know I&#8217;ve been reposting a lot of /. news lately. It&#8217;s just been good news). I absolutely believe the truth of this tale. Ingram Micro is terrible for excessive packaging, but HP really takes the cake on this one. The]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I came across this story today on The Register, by way of Slashdot. (Yes I know I&#8217;ve been reposting a lot of /. news lately. It&#8217;s just been good news).</p>
<p>I absolutely believe the truth of this tale. Ingram Micro is terrible for excessive packaging, but HP really takes the cake on this one. The box below was used to ship 32 sheets of A4 paper.</p>
<p><img src="http://regmedia.co.uk/2008/07/18/hp_packaging_1.jpg" alt="HP wasteful packaging" /></p>
<p>Read <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/07/18/hp_packaging/">HP Shatters Excessive Packaging Record</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/07/21/hp-most-wasteful-packaging-evar/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Marty McFly&#8217;s 2015 Nikes coming to a store near you, in 2008</title>
		<link>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/06/30/marty-mcflys-2015-nikes-coming-to-a-store-near-you-in-2008/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=marty-mcflys-2015-nikes-coming-to-a-store-near-you-in-2008</link>
		<comments>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/06/30/marty-mcflys-2015-nikes-coming-to-a-store-near-you-in-2008/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:52:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Puddle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Books]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humourous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jpuddy.net/?p=576</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Came across this this morning, via Engadget. Nike is *almost* bringing Marty&#8217;s shoes from 2015 back to the past. See what I did there? Anyway. Check it. And then get yourself a copy of the book Jennifer Government, which I just finished reading. It&#8217;s a superb piece of fiction, examining an Orwellian style future-present where]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Came across this this morning, via Engadget. Nike is *almost* bringing Marty&#8217;s shoes from 2015 back to the past.</p>
<p>See what I did there?</p>
<p>Anyway. <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/29/hello-mcfly-2015-nikes-to-be-resurrected-as-nike-hyperdunks/">Check it.</a> And then get yourself a copy of the book <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/1400030927?tag=theofficimaxxbar&#038;camp=14573&#038;creative=327641&#038;linkCode=as1&#038;creativeASIN=1400030927&#038;adid=1ENBQZ4J593SF14R384X&#038;">Jennifer Government</a>, which I just finished reading. It&#8217;s a superb piece of fiction, examining an Orwellian style future-present where corporations, not the government, control the world. Very funny, and quite disturbing, in it&#8217;s familiarity.</p>
<p><img src="http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/06/mcflynike2.jpg" alt="Nike Air McFly Jordans" /></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/06/30/marty-mcflys-2015-nikes-coming-to-a-store-near-you-in-2008/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>nakedpastor</title>
		<link>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/04/17/nakedpastor/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=nakedpastor</link>
		<comments>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/04/17/nakedpastor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Puddle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christianity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humourous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jpuddy.net/?p=554</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve just added nakedpastor.com to my feeds. I read a few of his recent posts and very much enjoy his perspectives. Here&#8217;s some of his artwork that I find particularly brilliant: And a book review: I just finished studying Frank Viola’s and George Barna’s recent book, Pagan Christianity: Exploring the Roots of Our Church Practices.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve just added <a href="http://nakedpastor.com">nakedpastor.com</a> to my feeds. I read a few of his recent posts and very much enjoy his perspectives. Here&#8217;s some of his artwork that I find <a href="http://nakedpastor.com/archives/1965">particularly brilliant</a>:<br />
<img src="http://nakedpastor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/theories.jpg" alt="make love not theories" /></p>
<p>And a <a href="http://nakedpastor.com/archives/1952">book review</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>I just finished studying Frank Viola’s and George Barna’s recent book, Pagan Christianity: Exploring the Roots of Our Church Practices. I want to start to say what I appreciate about the book and finish with what I think are some concerns.</p>
<p>Reading this book reminded me of the hours of ambitious dreaming and passionate debates that occurred during my bible college and seminary days with other visionary young radicals. It evoked the intensity with which I first went into the pastoral ministry, like a bull in a china shop, like Jesus with a woven whip into the den of thieves. In other words, I agree with almost everything they say. I have a problem with churches owning so much money, property and buildings; I question liturgy and orders of worship; I struggle with the one-man monologue sermon model; I have always wrestled with “full-time paid ministry” pastor positions; I disregard Sunday dress; I don’t like the control of worship music by a select and talented few; I don’t believe in tithing; I question the sacraments, formal Christian education, and our whole approach to the New Testament. In short, I too kick against the system. So, if you want to get an idea of what the authors insist are the pagan roots of most of our religious practices and compare them to the New Testament and early Church, get this book. With the plentiful footnotes and bibliography, it’ll give you enough to study.</p>
<p>But I have some concerns. Even before I got to the substance of the book, I read a line in the forward that concerned me. The following, they say, is their “proposal“&#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p>I plan to get this <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Pagan-Christianity-Exploring-Church-Practices/dp/141431485X">book</a>. It sounds interesting.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/04/17/nakedpastor/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>30 dumbest videogames ever</title>
		<link>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/03/28/30-dumbest-videogames-ever/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=30-dumbest-videogames-ever</link>
		<comments>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/03/28/30-dumbest-videogames-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:26:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Puddle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humourous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video Games]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/03/28/30-dumbest-videogames-ever/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[CNET UK has a well funny article on the 30 dumbest videogames ever made. Enjoy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CNET UK has a well funny article on the 30 dumbest videogames ever made.</p>
<p><a href="http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gamesgear/0,39029441,49296103-1,00.htm">Enjoy.</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/03/28/30-dumbest-videogames-ever/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>I&#8217;m a Marvel, and I&#8217;m a DC</title>
		<link>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/03/23/im-a-marvel-and-im-a-dc/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=im-a-marvel-and-im-a-dc</link>
		<comments>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/03/23/im-a-marvel-and-im-a-dc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:33:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Puddle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humourous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/03/23/im-a-marvel-and-im-a-dc/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you seen these Marvel/DC (Mac/PC) parodies? Haha, so good. I like this one the best.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you seen these Marvel/DC (Mac/PC) parodies? Haha, so good. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRh9MFW9FU&#038;NR=1">I like this one the best</a>.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/03/23/im-a-marvel-and-im-a-dc/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>More links to others&#8217; creativity</title>
		<link>http://www.jpuddy.net/2007/11/25/more-links-to-others-creativity/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=more-links-to-others-creativity</link>
		<comments>http://www.jpuddy.net/2007/11/25/more-links-to-others-creativity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Puddle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humourous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video Games]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jpuddy.net/2007/11/25/more-links-to-others-creativity/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Functional exoskeleton. Looks crazy. I want one. Guitar Hero 3&#8230; will it blend? That is the question. The 10 wildest gamers you have EVER seen. Tetris and Mario impress me the most. I pooped myself while watching this. My own gaming took a sudden turn for the better, followed by a decisive turn to the]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2007/11/25/sarcos-military-exoskeleton-becomes-a-frightening-reality/">Functional exoskeleton</a>. Looks crazy. I want one.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7JCrbRr54w&#038;eurl=http://www.joystiq.com/">Guitar Hero 3&#8230; will it blend</a>? That is the question.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.gamesradar.com/us/pc/game/news/article.jsp?articleId=200711239291393082&#038;releaseId=2006032219817514003&#038;sectionId=1006&#038;pageId=2007112394150531054">The 10 wildest gamers you have EVER seen</a>. Tetris and Mario impress me the most. I pooped myself while watching this.</p>
<p>My own gaming took a sudden turn for the better, followed by a decisive turn to the nonexistent, just a few hours ago. Our neighbors brought a projector over and we watched Little Miss Sunshine (hadn&#8217;t seen it in 6 months). I suggested he might let me keep the projector for the weekend, and upon his answering to the affirmative my 360 was immediately unpacked.</p>
<p><a href='http://www.jpuddy.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/p1010085-medium.JPG' title='Big Tetris'><img src='http://www.jpuddy.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/p1010085-medium.thumbnail.JPG' alt='Big Tetris' /></a></p>
<p><a href='http://www.jpuddy.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/p1010091-medium.JPG' title='Projector View'><img src='http://www.jpuddy.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/p1010091-medium.thumbnail.JPG' alt='Projector View' /></a></p>
<p>The power and audio required a little jerry-rigging. 10 minutes of rigging for the sound, to be honest.<br />
<a href='http://www.jpuddy.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/p1010089-small.JPG' title='Power'><img src='http://www.jpuddy.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/p1010089-small.thumbnail.JPG' alt='Power' /></a></p>
<p><a href='http://www.jpuddy.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/p1010090-small.JPG' title='Audio'><img src='http://www.jpuddy.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/p1010090-small.thumbnail.JPG' alt='Audio' /></a></p>
<p>The fun lasted precisely 11 minutes. That&#8217;s 1 minutes of full stereo. Then everything went dark. Turns out the 360 draws an average of 250watts or thereabouts, while my voltage changer only handles 100. I spent the rest of the evening and following morning researching my options and calling every store in Jyväskylä for higher wattage voltage changers or European 360 power adapters. All to no avail my friends. No avail.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jpuddy.net/2007/11/25/more-links-to-others-creativity/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Boom Boom Rocket</title>
		<link>http://www.jpuddy.net/2007/10/07/boom-boom-rocket/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=boom-boom-rocket</link>
		<comments>http://www.jpuddy.net/2007/10/07/boom-boom-rocket/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Puddle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humourous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jpuddy.net/2007/10/07/boom-boom-rocket/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Not the Xbox Live Arcade game that I love so much&#8230; but the just-about-life-size model X-Wing. Start here. Finish in a blaze of glory here.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not the Xbox Live Arcade game that I love so much&#8230; but the just-about-life-size model X-Wing.</p>
<p><a href="http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/star-wars/rocketpowered-21foot-long-xwing-model-actually-flies-updated-new-pics-show-it-even-has-builtin-r2d2-305976.php">Start here.</a></p>
<p><a href="http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/boom/x+wing-rocket-launches-disintegrates-mid+air-307945.php">Finish in a blaze of glory here.</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jpuddy.net/2007/10/07/boom-boom-rocket/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>I&#8217;m such a geek</title>
		<link>http://www.jpuddy.net/2007/01/26/im-such-a-geek/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=im-such-a-geek</link>
		<comments>http://www.jpuddy.net/2007/01/26/im-such-a-geek/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Puddle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humourous]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">/?p=438</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tim picked up on my shameful geekyness. In my previous post, it was actually the &#8220;fire alarm&#8221; that went off. Not the &#8220;firewall alarm&#8221;&#8230; Oh Gawd.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tim picked up on my shameful geekyness.<br />
In my previous post, it was actually the &#8220;fire alarm&#8221; that went off. Not the &#8220;firewall alarm&#8221;&#8230;</p>
<p>Oh Gawd.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jpuddy.net/2007/01/26/im-such-a-geek/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
