http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/01/29/dangerous-toys-for-dangerous-boys/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=dangerous-toys-for-dangerous-boys Home of DJ and technophile Jonathan Puddle (aka J Puddy) Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:10:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/01/29/dangerous-toys-for-dangerous-boys/comment-page-1/#comment-3772 The dad Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:20:26 +0000 http://www.jpuddy.net/2008/01/29/dangerous-toys-for-dangerous-boys/#comment-3772 I would like a flashlight that burns things please. I would like to take it in my carry on bag when I fly and when my bag goes through security and they snoop around I would say...."oh it's just a flashlight" (then I would pick it up)... "see" ... (as I turn it on and shine it directly on to the person's nose, crotch, chest, etc...depending on how much they upset me). Of course if they were a really nice security guard (which is highly unlikely), then I would pick it up and shine it on a guard who is abusing other passengers in the neighbouring lineup. I would like a flashlight that burns things please. I would like to take it in my carry on bag when I fly and when my bag goes through security and they snoop around I would say….”oh it’s just a flashlight” (then I would pick it up)… “see” … (as I turn it on and shine it directly on to the person’s nose, crotch, chest, etc…depending on how much they upset me). Of course if they were a really nice security guard (which is highly unlikely), then I would pick it up and shine it on a guard who is abusing other passengers in the neighbouring lineup.

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