I win Mike.

ha

PLEASE MIKE, THE MASSES NEED YOU!

skary comments.,.,.

as i was gawna say/typE after reading YOUR post

YOUR STORE RAWKz!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i miss schnow =(

ps : do u snowboard?

The funniest part is that you used the word sex so many times that I had to actually approve your comment. Wordpress, my sexually prohibitive blogging platform, doesn’t like your tune.

Anyway, I never said I was too busy getting laid to post on this blog. I said I was too busy working. Working hard to earn bread to bring home to my hot hot wife.

Who seduces me! It’s her fault, I swear.

Anyway. I’ve already blogged about something else, so move on. Move on you squatter!

As a sexually-charged young male pursuing an otherwise godly relationship, I find your constant references to your own sexual prowess degrading and mean. For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, please refer to comment 16 on the previous post and the third paragraph of the current post.

Your ongoing tributes to your self-proclaimed sexual appeal, combined with your overwhelming lack posting in the last few weeks, is all too reminiscent of a good friend of mine. Check out the link and watch closely as the similarities between these two individuals become clear — not posting often enough, not posting well enough, belief in being the sexual champion of the female gender, strangely shaped hands — the list goes on!

So please, if you’re not going to post for a long time, don’t come back a month later and claim that your absence should be attributed solely to the fact that you were too busy in the bedroom. I can deal with the daily disappointment of having no new updates on jpuddy.net, but I can’t deal with having to hear about your sexual exploits.

Next time you approach your computer and prepare to write a new post, step back from the computer and take a cold shower.

Sarcastically yours,

Mike

I heart foam baseball bats.