I would like to point out to anyone reading this that, in case you never noticed, our friend Bethany Ventura is a rather disturbed individual.
Recently, a small group of us went to the Richtree for dessert. We sat and talked for a while, and then went about getting ourselves food. As we discussed what each person felt would be an appropriate dessert Bethany blurted out, “I want to see rapes!”
A little taken aback, we had to ask her to clarify. It turned out she wanted to eat crepes, but being of the long brown curly hair variety, she often fails to form coherent sentences. So in her glutonous excitement, “c-repes” turned into “see rapes.”
ba humbug. this is a true story…how unfortunate. i’m not disturbed…am i?!!!
crepes are so good…when i eat them it doesn’t matter if i’m smart or not…
b :)
well Beth-you *did* hit me with a Bible the other week…. You could’ve said “hey” or something to get my attention. But no-only a Bible would suffice.
Oh and yeah crepes are awesome. They’re even better with the circonflexe or whatever accent that is…
And they’re even better when your mom makes them and says they’re Hungarian…
Pudd, you’re one to talk. It’s “dessert”, not “desert” :)
What are you even talking about?
Hehe, I have corrected myself… Thank you.
Hi Jonathan, my name’s Jonathan Puddle, I’m 26 and live in Cheshire, England. I had previously believed I was the only Jonathan Puddle, but stumbling across your site has just proven me wrong! I’m one of three brothers (one of whom has red hair), my dad John is a pilot and my Mum Jacqueline is a teacher. I’m a designer and an artist and love all kinds of music especially dance. I gave up my dream of becoming ‘The worlds best D.J.’ when I realised I needed talent and shortly after an unfortunate incident involving my friends decks, alcohol and mains electricity!
Anyway, congratulations on your wedding and I hope you have a lovely life together.
Kind Regards,
Jonathan
What do you mean the ‘long brown curly hair variety’?! I am totally of coherent capable making sentences!
How Can you not like tiesto listen to his music,
God he is the best mabye if you did som clubbing dude he is the master of the world i would bow to him if i could. Tiesto is god we have even made a religion for him he is god.
LONG LIVE TIESTO
we did-it’s called the Rave scene…
Wow!! theres two Jonathan Puddles!!! inconcievable!!!
I wonder if there is two of me?….
I will pray for Bethany for deliverance.
e-mail me the pictures!
email krista the pics
email krista the pics now
Soon my pretties… soon.