That’s a term I came up with last night. Like diplomatic immunity, but for the overly creative. There are only 39 entries in Google for “Artistic Immunity.” Perhaps I should patent the idea.
Last night was the Main Event. My hands are still black from the makeup I was putting on people. I chose not to […]
Archive for March, 2005
Today is March 22nd, in honour of which I trimmed my pubic hair.
In other news, today is March 22nd, one year since I first started blogging. It’s certainly been an interesting year. I wouldn’t hesitate to say it was the best and simultaneously the worst year of my life. Thus, this year was the best […]
…how far it was from New York to Syndey?
http://www.nztraveller.co.nz/distance/distance_calculator.htm
Leave it to New Zealanders like me to come up with nifty ideas like this calculator. Speaking of New Zealanders, it’s been said at work that by having a mullet I’m carrying on the legacy of Hamish, the previous employee in this position. He had a crazy […]
Last night I cut my hair into a mullet. Sadly, I must cut it off by Saturday at the latest. But it’ll be a fun week. I’ve been singing Five Iron Frenzy to myself all night:
“Cutting it short on top,I want that for me.Growing it long in the back,So savage and so free.”
In other amusing […]
Been listening to Project 86 lately, since I got my CD back from Maija’s house. They’re newest CD is really good. I mentioned it. I’m especially liking this song…
Shadow on MeThese petalsThis blackened rose In a soil all my ownShrouding your hallowed ground Like seeds who’ll never sowLike forgery and larcenyAnd my ill-gained revelryI recite […]
