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Archive for March, 2004

That sneaky Sneak

Congratulations Jeremy Wright on duping the world.
Just the other day I did what I deemed to be a devious deed (other than cheezy alliteration.) During lunch in the Cafe at work I was sitting on my own, and I had a nice cold Coca Cola sitting in front of me. I decided that if someone […]

The Saga Continues…

So today I finished fixing the sledgehammer. So today I finished exacting my revenge on the desk. I have not finished destroying it, but my revenge is complete.
Desk, if you ever, EVER mess with me again… “I’m gonna git medieval on your ass.” - Marcellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction.

Hacked my face?

Terrible news for the world - Ensight.org has been hacked! I hope things aren’t too messy Jeremy.
I suspect retribution will be swift and painful. But yeah, come on hacker dudes, if you can be clever enough to hack Ensight, then try and make some cleverer slogans. “We hacked your face”? Great… that’s really great guys.

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Who crucified Jesus?

Something for the frustrations category.
With The Passion of the Christ being such a big deal lately, I’m sure you heard all the arguments and debates before the film came out. Anti-Semitic this and that. I totally respect that, but not this part :
“The Passion of the Christ makes it look like the Jews crucified Jesus.”
Firstly, […]

Backpain

Today I got to work on repairing the sledgehammer I broke last week. Last week I referred to is as a mallet, and not until Shannon suggested that I use a sledge hammer, did I realize the spelling mistake. To be honest, I knew mallet was wrong, but I just thought I was spelling it […]

“Poetry”

In browsing the Blogotron (I REFUSE to use the “sphere” word) I came across this little… gem? Something amusing anyway. It’s a blog full of poetry created using the subject lines from SPAM e-mail. Interesting theory, it’s actually pretty funky. I enjoyed this one especially.

Secret thoughts

I wonder who invented secrets. Like imagine if up till a certain point everything anyone ever did was public knowledge, until all of a sudden one guy figured out, “Woah… hold on a second. Why don’t I just NOT tell you what I’m thinking/planning/etc.”
For good or ill, that guy started a revolution!

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God thoughts

It occurred to me during church today that God, for a huge number of reasons, is very very good to us. To be accurate, that occurred to me a few years ago, but a few more examples of his goodness came to me.
Such as… God does not get technical with our language when we pray. […]

I’ll never look at corn the same way…

I went to see Secret Window last night. Hehe… pretty intense. I enjoyed it thoroughly, but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to eat corn without thinking strange thoughts. See the movie, you’ll understand.
Seriously though, highly recommended. Johnny Depp is totally believable, John Turturro was excellent. The writing was also pretty good. Reminded me […]

Smith and Wesson

Hehehe… I love this. I’ll probably get in trouble with someone, but it’s pretty hilarious.